February, 2006:
Way back in 2002, one of the Ten Angry Men served as Director of Corporate Security for a major US snack cake company. One of his duties was to escort company executives to the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah. He documented those ten days in an online journal for us, The Olympic Diaries. As a service to our readers, that diary is reprinted below in its entirety. (Due to the passage of time, we cannot guarantee that all external links are still active. For this, we blame Apolo Ono.)

The author of this diary remains a full member of the Ten Angry Men, but no longer works for the Snack Cake company. He separated from his employers sometime in in 2003, due to an unfortunate incident involving tainted creme filling, the theft of the secret formula for WOW Chips, and his alleged role in a 2002 guerilla marketing campaign directed against the Jello Corp. Please note Any reference to the author's names have since been redacted, at the request of his attorney and the National Association to Advance Acceptance of Fat People.

Begin reading, and enjoy.
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DAY ONE: Let The Games Begin Already

DAY TWO: These Winter Games Would Be Great If It Wasn't For All This Snow, And Cold, And Ice...

DAY THREE: I'd Trade My Vote To The Chinese Judges For A Beer.

DAY FOUR : Who's Afraid of the Flying White Sausage?

DAY FIVE : Still Trapped in a Winter Wonderland

DAY SIX : If There's One Thing I Don't Answer, It's Questions

DAY SEVEN : If You Don't Watch Figure Skating, Then The Terrorists Win

DAY EIGHT : Stop the Olympics, I Want To Get Off

DAY NINE : The Fast and the Furious

DAY TEN : I'm Coming Home, So You Better Get This Party Started
 


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